Conrad's definitions

oshcrazi

not a faget like austin, freakin awsome at gaming

by conrad March 10, 2003

sloppy box

Female Sex organ
Vagina

by Conrad June 19, 2003

Gulls

Street Slang for the birds that pick at decomposing Corpses.

"When we found him, there were all types of Gulls pickin' at em"

by Conrad June 19, 2003

gib

ebonics, <standard english give
to give

We raise de wheat,
Dey gib us de corn;
We bake de bread,
Dey gib us de crust;
We sif de meal,
Dey gib us de huss;
We peel de meat,
Dey gib us de skin;
And dat's de way
Dey take us in;
We skim de pot,
Dey gib us de liquor
And say dat's good enough for nigger.

by Conrad May 12, 2004

Fish scale

Specific type of high end cocaine, 90% cocaine 10% sulfide of sulfide composite

"How much for an 8 ball of fish scale?"

by Conrad June 19, 2003

Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 15, 2005

valentine's day

A holiday that's been capitalized on by corporations in order to push a bunch of useless junk to people who are deceived into thinking that a cuddly Luv bear will make the girl of your dreams love you.

Ah, I can imagine it now. She hates you today, but tomorrow she be swooning over you when you buy her a card!

by Conrad February 16, 2004