by Confuction October 12, 2021
The most obscene, lewd and offensive word ever said, has no meaning other than the level of offense, anger and disgust it is intended to invoke despite having no actual meaning.
Me: "Hey Andrew!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"
by Confuction October 27, 2020
To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey
by Confuction July 12, 2017
A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..
Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"
Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."
BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"
Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."
BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE
by Confuction November 30, 2020
A creepy black raven-like demon with large wings, sharp talons and a face resembling that of a Plague Doctor Mask.
This demon's biggest fear is said to be "pestilence"..
Not to be messed with.
This demon's biggest fear is said to be "pestilence"..
Not to be messed with.
by Confuction November 22, 2020
Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".
Origin:
Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.
Origin:
Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.
I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.
by Confuction October 19, 2020