Confuction's definitions

Mistopher

A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..

Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE

by Confuction November 30, 2020

Chicken-Chorn

A creepy black raven-like demon with large wings, sharp talons and a face resembling that of a Plague Doctor Mask.
This demon's biggest fear is said to be "pestilence"..

Not to be messed with.

Did you see the creepy Chicken-Chorn in Lady Gaga's video??

by Confuction November 22, 2020

Marbleknock

To get clarked (murdered) by means of having a marble shot into the sidebone near the top of your nosebone penetrating into you head (simply bouncing off is sufficient if death and a murder conviction is the end result).

He's been up to no good around this neighborhood, he's asking to get himself marbleknocked..

by Confuction November 21, 2020

Monaiëchal

Adjective
Dreadfully diabolical in a very cynical way, full of selfishness and egoism to the point of laughing when your poor pet husky dog flip-flops down the stairs in confusion, or a hotgirl falls uncanny to misfortune. If you laugh at these things, this word describes you..

Are you really that monaiëchal that you would leave your son to walk in the pouring rain, are you fuct? what a monaiëchal sin!

by Confuction November 14, 2020

Blowapiece

The most obscene, lewd and offensive word ever said, has no meaning other than the level of offense, anger and disgust it is intended to invoke despite having no actual meaning.

Me: "Hey Andrew!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"

by Confuction October 27, 2020

I'd've Rather'd've

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".

I'd've rather'd've gotten weed over shrooms any day.

by Confuction October 23, 2020

Cheesetoast

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.

I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.

by Confuction October 19, 2020