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wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.
by Comrade Dmitri February 25, 2004
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naomi wolf

A living example of an oxymoron.

A straight, married feminist. Impossible.
How can she be married to a man if she is a feminist?
by Comrade Dmitri March 16, 2004
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doom

A game which all players of Counter-Strike, Halo, Quake et al should thank for making the first-person shooter genre what it is today.

Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.
Doom >is greater than> CS+HL+Halo+Quake+Unreal+GoldenEye

All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.
by Comrade Dmitri April 2, 2004
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steam

1. Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.

2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.
1. James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam.

2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5

Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?
by Comrade Dmitri March 3, 2004
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chav

The IQ of one of these peices of scum-shits can be found using the following equation:

IQ = 1
_________________
no. of gold chains^2

If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.
2)a) If A chav has a total of only 3 gold chains on him/her, how intelligent is she/he?

IQ = 1
__
3^2

IQ = 1/9

The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.
by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004
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.50cal

So powerful that it is illegal under the Geneva Convention to shoot this at ground troops unless over a certain distance. (Sniper applications). The world record for one man killed is 1,800 metres, by an elite sniper squad, with access to a .50cal, GPS, laser rangefinders, etc. They still needed multiple shots to hit their target.

Still, leaves an exit wound the size of Canada.

Oh and this is much more powerful than a .50AE round, they are NOT the same.
Do NOT get shot by this.
by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004
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banzai

1. A suicidal call, or simply a battlecry of Japanese origin.

2. A moderately funny TV show on Channel 4 UK TV. Uses sounds and music from the famous Bruce Lee film, Enter The Dragon.
1. There's an SAS squad. Banzai!!!

2. WAAATTAAAAH!!!

Mister Cheeky Chappy very happy!
by Comrade Dmitri March 5, 2004
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