Definitions by Comrade Dmitri

.50AE 

Obscenely powerful.

Want a handheld artillery piece? May I reccomend the IMI/MR Desert Eagle chambered in .50AE?

.50AE by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004

pizza hut 

A Pizza restaurant that also delivers. Serves excellent pizza, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Can I have a Meat Fest Stuffed Crust, please?

pizza hut by Comrade Dmitri March 6, 2004

banzai 

1. A suicidal call, or simply a battlecry of Japanese origin.

2. A moderately funny TV show on Channel 4 UK TV. Uses sounds and music from the famous Bruce Lee film, Enter The Dragon.

1. There's an SAS squad. Banzai!!!

2. WAAATTAAAAH!!!

Mister Cheeky Chappy very happy!

banzai by Comrade Dmitri March 5, 2004

steam 

1. Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.

2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.

1. James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam.

2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5

Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?

steam by Comrade Dmitri March 3, 2004

wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.

David Attenborough. Does he do anything else?

wildlife documentaries by Comrade Dmitri February 25, 2004

voders 

The Schwarzenegger way of pronouncing "voters".

"I can give the voders whaaat dey waaant.... a gooood blowjaaaab"

voders by Comrade Dmitri February 24, 2004

keanu reeves

A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.

"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?

keanu reeves by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004