Comrade Dmitri's definitions
Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.
Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.
Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.
Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.
by Comrade Dmitri March 15, 2004
Get the Desert Eaglemug. One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.
Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004
Get the catatonicmug. A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.
"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?
by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004
Get the keanu reevesmug. 1. Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.
2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.
2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.
1. James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam.
2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5
Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?
2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5
Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?
by Comrade Dmitri March 3, 2004
Get the steammug. The IQ of one of these peices of scum-shits can be found using the following equation:
IQ = 1
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no. of gold chains^2
If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.
IQ = 1
_________________
no. of gold chains^2
If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.
2)a) If A chav has a total of only 3 gold chains on him/her, how intelligent is she/he?
IQ = 1
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3^2
IQ = 1/9
The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.
IQ = 1
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3^2
IQ = 1/9
The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.
by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004
Get the chavmug. 1. A suicidal call, or simply a battlecry of Japanese origin.
2. A moderately funny TV show on Channel 4 UK TV. Uses sounds and music from the famous Bruce Lee film, Enter The Dragon.
2. A moderately funny TV show on Channel 4 UK TV. Uses sounds and music from the famous Bruce Lee film, Enter The Dragon.
by Comrade Dmitri March 5, 2004
Get the banzaimug. by Comrade Dmitri February 24, 2004
Get the vodersmug.