Comrade Dmitri's definitions

banzai

1. A suicidal call, or simply a battlecry of Japanese origin.

2. A moderately funny TV show on Channel 4 UK TV. Uses sounds and music from the famous Bruce Lee film, Enter The Dragon.

1. There's an SAS squad. Banzai!!!

2. WAAATTAAAAH!!!

Mister Cheeky Chappy very happy!

by Comrade Dmitri March 5, 2004

voders

The Schwarzenegger way of pronouncing "voters".

"I can give the voders whaaat dey waaant.... a gooood blowjaaaab"

by Comrade Dmitri February 24, 2004

pizza hut

A Pizza restaurant that also delivers. Serves excellent pizza, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Can I have a Meat Fest Stuffed Crust, please?

by Comrade Dmitri March 6, 2004

doom

A game which all players of Counter-Strike, Halo, Quake et al should thank for making the first-person shooter genre what it is today.

Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.

Doom >is greater than> CS+HL+Halo+Quake+Unreal+GoldenEye

All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.

by Comrade Dmitri April 2, 2004

marlon brando

One of the greatest actors of the twentieth century.

With sagging cheeks.

by Comrade Dmitri May 28, 2004

.50cal

So powerful that it is illegal under the Geneva Convention to shoot this at ground troops unless over a certain distance. (Sniper applications). The world record for one man killed is 1,800 metres, by an elite sniper squad, with access to a .50cal, GPS, laser rangefinders, etc. They still needed multiple shots to hit their target.

Still, leaves an exit wound the size of Canada.

Oh and this is much more powerful than a .50AE round, they are NOT the same.

Do NOT get shot by this.

by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004

chav

The IQ of one of these peices of scum-shits can be found using the following equation:

IQ = 1
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no. of gold chains^2

If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.

2)a) If A chav has a total of only 3 gold chains on him/her, how intelligent is she/he?

IQ = 1
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3^2

IQ = 1/9

The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.

by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004