by Comrade Dmitri May 28, 2004
A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.
"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?
by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004
by Comrade Dmitri March 06, 2004
A game which all players of Counter-Strike, Halo, Quake et al should thank for making the first-person shooter genre what it is today.
Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.
Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.
Doom >is greater than> CS+HL+Halo+Quake+Unreal+GoldenEye
All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.
All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.
by Comrade Dmitri April 02, 2004
So powerful that it is illegal under the Geneva Convention to shoot this at ground troops unless over a certain distance. (Sniper applications). The world record for one man killed is 1,800 metres, by an elite sniper squad, with access to a .50cal, GPS, laser rangefinders, etc. They still needed multiple shots to hit their target.
Still, leaves an exit wound the size of Canada.
Oh and this is much more powerful than a .50AE round, they are NOT the same.
Still, leaves an exit wound the size of Canada.
Oh and this is much more powerful than a .50AE round, they are NOT the same.
by Comrade Dmitri March 07, 2004
by Comrade Dmitri February 24, 2004
One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.
Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
by Comrade Dmitri March 13, 2004