Comrade Dmitri's definitions
One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.
Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004

A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.
"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?
by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004

by Comrade Dmitri February 24, 2004

1. A suicidal call, or simply a battlecry of Japanese origin.
2. A moderately funny TV show on Channel 4 UK TV. Uses sounds and music from the famous Bruce Lee film, Enter The Dragon.
2. A moderately funny TV show on Channel 4 UK TV. Uses sounds and music from the famous Bruce Lee film, Enter The Dragon.
by Comrade Dmitri March 5, 2004

A game which all players of Counter-Strike, Halo, Quake et al should thank for making the first-person shooter genre what it is today.
Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.
Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.
Doom >is greater than> CS+HL+Halo+Quake+Unreal+GoldenEye
All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.
All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.
by Comrade Dmitri April 2, 2004

by Comrade Dmitri March 6, 2004

1. Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.
2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.
2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.
1. James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam.
2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5
Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?
2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5
Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?
by Comrade Dmitri March 3, 2004
