verb. to laugh excessively in a manner similar to that of an old man who has had a tracheotomy. sounds like the sort of laugh you let out in the morning after a night of drinking whiskEy, wine and smoking a handful of DRINA cigarettes.
"hahahahaha... trach laugh" (insert whooping cough sound)
noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.
"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"
Buy a
microwavable feast
mug!
noun. when a very attractive girl has the balls to wear a very white trash sort of sweatshirt conveying images of animals, specifically a pack of wolves drinking from a river in a forest. this also can apply to attractive girls wearing sweatshirts with galloping horses on it.
stephanie: that is a great sweatshirt you are wearing tonight
emily: why thank you. i am very wolfchic this evening.
adjective. when someone is soooo dorky, it's fucking adorable. THUS making them adorkable.
"this is a baseball card of me from 1992 when i was 9 years old. (i had frizzy hair and big glasses) i was so dorky it's adorable. oh my gosh i was ADORKABLE!"
Noun. When a girl shaves all of her pubic hair EXCEPT around her labia, thus forming a pussy beard.
Emily: I need to shave my vagina...
Stephanie: I need to finish shaving my vagina...
Emily: You have quite the labia beard.
(Woman outside bathroom stall snickers as she plays with her labia beard)
Verb. to shove one's face full of foodage after 2 am and a night spent at thee local pub.
Stephanie: Do you want some manicotti? Soo good!
Emily: No, The mac n cheese is almost done, I'll face it.
