Definitions by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens

butter 

Particularly attractive woman. Tastes so sweet.

urbandictionary.com is mentioned in the film commentary.

"She's like but-ter..." - Ed, Shaun of the Dead

butter by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens September 6, 2004

clitourist 

The gay girl version of a cocktease

"Fanny is such a clitourist"

clitourist by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens February 1, 2004

flid 

Silly person.

"I am a Flid" - Matt Lee

flid by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens December 22, 2003

fag hagging 

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

fag hagging by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

beanflicker 

Someone who associates with people who are frankly cunts, and they know this, but they still hang out with them...

Why do you hang out with Peter Tipple?! You're such a fucking beanflicker!

beanflicker by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 27, 2003

loved up 

Someone who talks about their girlfriend quite a lot, or does stuff for said girlfriend.

Me, apparently (Matt) am loved up. Sally Jenkinson said so. She's a cummer, and a beanflicker.

loved up by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 27, 2003

Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

Buzz Numbering System by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003