loved up

Someone who talks about their girlfriend quite a lot, or does stuff for said girlfriend.
Me, apparently (Matt) am loved up. Sally Jenkinson said so. She's a cummer, and a beanflicker.
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clitourist

"Fanny is such a clitourist"
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fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness
Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.
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Buzz Numbering System

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.
a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.
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butter

Particularly attractive woman. Tastes so sweet.

urbandictionary.com is mentioned in the film commentary.
"She's like but-ter..." - Ed, Shaun of the Dead
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