Definitions by Colonel Turdburglar

meat bat 

A large, floppy dong.

"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)

meat bat by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005

Pubis Maximus 

A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."

Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!

Pubis Maximus by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005

fudge smudge 

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

fudge smudge by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

crack 'n sniff 

The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.

"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."

crack 'n sniff by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

beaver

A woman's stinkhole, kunt, or cooter. Sometimes smells like Mexican fast food, or even tunafish.

"Smells like Seven Layers....that beaver eats Taco Bell!" - Les Claypool

beaver by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

dungus

The orifice from which dung is ejected or discharged.

"I kicked that fucker in the dungus so hard his shoes fell off!"

dungus by Colonel Turdburglar August 30, 2005

funhole 

A woman's cooter, punani, or twat.

"I poked her funhole until she came so hard she crapped herself."

funhole by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005