meat bat

A large, floppy dong.

"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)

by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005

buttfungus

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.

"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

vom bomb

The highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting.

"I almost dropped a vom bomb the first time I ever smelled a woman's fart."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

balls across the nose

Totally freaking awesome.

"Dude, that movie "K-PAX" was balls across the nose!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 12, 2005

Pubis Maximus

A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."

Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!

by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005

fingerfuck

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 06, 2005