Colonel Turdburglar's definitions
"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005
Get the meat batmug. by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005
Get the beavermug. A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.
by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
Get the buttfungusmug. by Colonel Turdburglar August 12, 2005
Get the balls across the nosemug. A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."
Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!
by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005
Get the Pubis Maximusmug. by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
Get the vom bombmug. "I'm not gay or anything, but I find that the musky scent of a fat man's buttsauce makes me get a full-on chubby."
by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
Get the buttsaucemug.