"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."
by Colin 100 November 02, 2013
Get the front door pause mug."I had a nightmare yesterday."
"Oh? At what precise time did this happen?"
"During my afternoon siesta."
"Dude, that wasn't a nightmare. That was a daymare!"
"Oh? At what precise time did this happen?"
"During my afternoon siesta."
"Dude, that wasn't a nightmare. That was a daymare!"
by Colin 100 December 09, 2012
Get the daymare mug...."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
by Colin 100 December 05, 2012
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"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
"It is now!"
"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
"It is now!"
"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
by Colin 100 December 09, 2012
Get the marriage mug.A pill some people need to take in order to restore their sense of humour.
They're green, with raised red letters that say SoH, and taste like sugar candy.
They're green, with raised red letters that say SoH, and taste like sugar candy.
"This happens to some poor unfortunate guy, and you write that? You cock-eyed cretin, f*** off, idiot."
"Take your sense of humour pill, Nick."
"Take your sense of humour pill, Nick."
by Colin 100 December 09, 2012
Get the sense of humour pill mug.Someone playing the victim, who works in a place voluntarily but wants to pretend there's an obligation forcing them to be there.
"You ain't no wage slave actually, honey. Door's over there! Woss stoppin' you leavin' if you likes? Why nuttin! Nuttin stoppin you leavin at all. So stop your moanin' an pretendin' an get real."
by Colin 100 December 29, 2015
Get the wage slave mug."That Desmond, he only ever learns the hard way, don't he?"
"He never listened to his father, that's why."
"He never listened to his father, that's why."
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