Col. Dr.'s definitions

Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Frijole

A promiscuous Latino woman, used by English speakers. From "free hole, eh?"

Susanna is such a frijole she don't know who her kid's father is.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Rapture

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.

My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Mark Ecko

Term used to describe any sellout from the various urban subcultures, such as skateboarding and underground music, but especially from the graffiti artist community.

Broader use can indicate a rich fake of any sort trying to be ghetto or otherwise cool.

Namesake of Mark Ecko, former NYC graffiti artist who faked the tagging of Air Force One in widely-distributed online video hoax.

See also: Fraud
See also: Poseur, Poser, Posing

Speaker #1: Man, Jonesy just got hired to decorate some poof's studio loft with tags.
Speaker #2: Fucking Mark Ecko.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

The Hat

Term of authority based on superiority of skill or intellect, after the white supervisor's hat in the construction industry.

1. Speaker #1: Are you sure we should do this?
Speaker #2: I'm the one wearing the hat here.

2. Speaker #1: Where do I put this?
Speaker #2: Ask Gerry, he's the hat around here.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Frito

Derogatory term for a Mexican, expanded to include Latino aliens.

They ought to deport that frito back to Mexico.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

qiotch

(KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both.

Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef.
Speaker #2: Bud is such a biotch.
Speaker #3: You're both right. Bud is in fact a qiotch.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006