Definitions by Col. Dr.

Piggy Bank 

Any public coin-operated machine's cashbox which can be broken into and robbed.

We might have to smash open a piggy bank if we want malt liquor.

Piggy Bank by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clang 

One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.

Fucker tried to kick my clang.

Clang by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clunk 

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

Clunk by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Titty Bag

Bra, used by a pimp in one of the Dirty Harry movies before he searches a prostitute's bra for hidden money.

Let's see what you got here in the titty bag.

Titty Bag by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Up 

Sexually penetrating another person, usually man-to-woman.

Get up her, man, the world ain't gonna repopulate itself.

Up by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Cup Holder 

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

Cup Holder by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Pesticles 

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

Pesticles by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006