55 definition by Col. Dr.

To fake something, especially something artistic.

Taken from Mark Ecko, graffiti fraud who, in partnership with stillfree.com faked the tagging of Air Force One in the spring of 2006.
If you got no skills, get a Mark Ecko to stillfree it for you.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

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Term of authority based on superiority of skill or intellect, after the white supervisor's hat in the construction industry.
1. Speaker #1: Are you sure we should do this?
Speaker #2: I'm the one wearing the hat here.

2. Speaker #1: Where do I put this?
Speaker #2: Ask Gerry, he's the hat around here.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

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Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.
1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

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A superlatively spectacular ass, expressed only when viewing bling or money asses.
That money ho has A to the SS, man.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

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Used to describe marital fidelity.
1. She broke my dick, man (I'm completely faithful to her).
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

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(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.
Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

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One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.
Fucker tried to kick my clunk.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

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