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Baka

Baka is the Japanese word for fool. But if you say, "Que? Vaca?!" It means a "what? cow?!". Vaca is cow in Spanish. So watch them get upset and stuff.
Toshi: You Baka!

Tony: Que? Vaca!?

Toshi: uejf7@$&$*%(

*Toshi explodes

Tony: That's right! Tony sumar dos mas dos.
by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023
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THC Vape

A THC vape is a vape that contains weed (cannabis, marijuana) extract. Sometimes it also contains CBD. THC gets you high while CBD relaxes you. Some jackass dealers cut their product with oils and Vitamin E acetate. Illegal weed vapes with Vitamin E acetate forms highly toxic ketene when vaped, and is responsible for many hospitalizations with lung complications. Extract your own weed and make your own weed vape, ir tell the dealer to get high off their own supply, or try a nicotine vape or arecoline vape or JWH-018 vape. THC vapes get you high.
I made my own THC vape. I vaped and now I got high as fuck!
by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023
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Vitamin P

Vitamin P is code or slang for Propylhexedrine. It is found in freebase oil form and in a variety of salt forms where it can be dissolved in water, juice, or soda and drank. Do not inject it. But you can mix in water and chug it, snort it, smoke it, or put it in a capsule. Capsule and dissolving in water or soda are the best forms to take it. It comes in powder or crystals. Propylhexedrine forms are: Propylhexedrine (freebase), Propylhexedrine Acetate (salt), Propylhexedrine HCl (salt), Propylhexedrine Citrate (salt), and more. Propylhexedrine HCl is synthesized from Cyclohexyl-2-Propanone and Methylamine freebase in ethanol, hydrogen oxide (water), and carbonic acid, and either methylammonium formate, methylammonium Carbonate, Ammonium Formate, Ammonium Carbonate, or Formic acid. Excess Methylamine freebase can be used. Potassium Formate can be used too. For reductive amination, you add Aluminum Galinstan Amalgam and Palladium on Carbon Catalyst. The carbon dioxide produced will provide the inert atmosphere. The Ammonium Formate will produce ammonia, hydrogen, and Carbon Dioxide. The Aluminum Galinstan will make Hydrogen from the water and the Palladium on Carbon will catalyse reductive amination. The Propylhexedrine freebase produced can be filtered and dried with Magnesium Sulfate and filtered again and bubble HCl gas through it to get Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine HCl).
Dave: I took 175mg of Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine HCl) and I cleaned most of the house and did my homework.
by CognitiveFuel May 5, 2024
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Pabst Blue Ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.
Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!

Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.

Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!

Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.

Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.

Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!

Tyler: Hey Fernando!

Stephanie: Hey Fernando!

*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane is a phrase to warn you how dangerous cocaine is. It sounds like cocaine is broken.
Dennis tried cocaine and got addicted, now he's living in the streets. Cocaine is brokane!
by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023
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Nootropic

A nootropic, or smart drug, is any non-toxic substance that can increase cognition, memory, focus, energy, proble solving skills, mood, motivation, strength, agility, dexterity, coordination, lifestyle and/or reduce anxiety. Nootropics are typically non-toxic smart drugs. A nootropic typically has little to no side effects at appropiate doses and have little to no chance of causing addiction or serious withdrawal symptoms. Nootropics usually have little to no side effects. Intentional misuse by taking massive overdoses can be harmful or fatal. Not all cognitive enhancers are nootropics. Some nootropics increase energy, some increase memory and problem solving skills, and some nootropics decrease anxiety.
school student 1: I've got all this work to do and it's hard!
school student 2: Just try some nootropics. They're non-toxic smart drugs that make studying easier.
school student 1: really?
school student 2: Yes. Infact, some nootropics even induces brain cell growth.
Here's some cyclopentamine.
school student 1: Wow! Now I have much more energy and focus!
Cyclopentamine, 1-Cyclopentyl-2-AminoPropane, Phenylpiracetam, low doses of 2C-I, low doses of 2C-D, tametraline, low doses of 2C-C, phenibut, NSI-189, low doses of shrooms, aniracetam, Arecoline, 2C-NPH (2C-G-N) and Fluorenol are all nootropics.
by CognitiveFuel October 16, 2014
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It's liquid DFE(1,1,-difluoroethane) that's commonly sold in certain stores as computer duster. It is used when neither dry ice or liquid nitrogen is obtainable. It's usually used for science, to freeze things, or just for fun cooling thermometers, water, or some insects. The computer duster can is used for dusting off the dust from computers using the DFE gas. however, when turned upside-down, it provides a frostbite causing super-cold liquid that's -25 degrees Celsius(-12 degrees Fahrenheit) or colder. It is sometimes(very very rarely) used to try to liquefy formaldehyde or other gases, but due to the toxicity of these gases, a gas mask is recommended. It can liquefy butane, a far less toxic, but highly flammable gas. Getting Homeless man's liquid nitrogen on skin can be deadly, as frostbite can occur. It's a cryogenic liquid.
Dude, I just froze some cockroaches, a container of water, and liquefied a gas using Homeless man's liquid nitrogen.
by CognitiveFuel November 2, 2013
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