17 virgins

A bag of cherry sours

I can't believe 9/11 was over 17 virgins they're dollarstore food

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Ugly dogling

A special valentine gift conyaining a severed foreskin usually gifted when boys are hateful 8

Don't get the ugly dogling in the soup...
Dude no that's cannabis

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

$692.99

Enough to be baptized in piss

The university of Toronto baptized me in piss for $692.99

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Hexagonal vice

15000 irregular troops in five building making a L shape with closed community

I want to use the hexagonal vice like a hydraulic press

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

War on porn

A elitist cult of personality trying to destroy fine art and eliminate reproductive abilities of child soldiers and their families and the vulnerable sector

The war on porn is highly illegal using child soldiers to dehistorify other children in ethnic cleansing

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

The gekleberry

A mythical creature feeding off death and fear itself lives in your home in your closet and under your bed and in the freezer at night.

The gekleberry will eat your heart but prefers fear sweat.

by Cody5050 June 14, 2022

Fuck the children

Changing babies and toddlers with proper consideration for cleaning services

I'm not sure how to fuck the children but my wife doesn't require any tape.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022