Definitions by Cody5050

Girls friday 

The night about age eight a girl loses her hymen to a eight foot cop

Girls friday hurts worse than salt in the eyes

Girls friday by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Murder standard 

Police sidearms

They put the murder staNdard to my head hoop my house into my pockets and fingered me

Murder standard by Cody5050 January 24, 2022

Icbm 

Telephone poles

Yo the car totalled as it hit that icbm

Icbm by Cody5050 January 24, 2022

Sausage taco

Thca in law

Bobby made sausage taco

Sausage taco by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

Ground beef in a can 

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

Ground beef in a can by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

9/22

Stroked out 922 times with a bullet in my dick and did a heart surgery on myself

Is 9/22 the new 9/11

9/22 by Cody5050 January 22, 2022

Mini cops

Adorable stress balls usually annoyed at their parents for various reasons and into trying not to blow up earth collectively

I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected

Mini cops by Cody5050 January 22, 2022