Gigatonne bomb

My microwave, a bomb consisting of enough pressure to crack earth into shards.

I think we now need to test gigatonne bombs as i turned my microwave into a gigatonne bomb... megatonnes are obsolete

by Cody5050 April 11, 2023

pharmasave

what you say just before you walk into a groceries store next door to smurf medicine with a m202 and af2011

i might be going nextdoor to pharmasave on my dexedrine pills.

by Cody5050 January 11, 2021

Senile/dementia

At least 40 yea7s older than the rest of the mildrens parents and incompetant to raise offspring.

Dangerously uncool, causes shootings by police they "need" to insure.

Terrorists.

The senile/dementia woman is in the jail.

by Cody5050 January 24, 2023

Full auto

A converted airsoft m1911 that fires .22 full auto

A baby machine gun Capone used.

A switch on a assault weapon.

"I'm going to drain this stupid pool" Mike lawry-from bad boys *shoots Marcus's pool with Glock 18 after setting full auto*

by Cody5050 November 09, 2020

redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Girls friday

The night about age eight a girl loses her hymen to a eight foot cop

Girls friday hurts worse than salt in the eyes

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Drug lag

Similar to jet lag, when you've spent so long on pharmaceutical remedies you forget where who and what you are while everyone expected you to do exactly what they did and not ended up with individual issues and personal problems

I've got a case of drug lag this has to be a mistrial as somehow I get a virus and now my whole life falls apart

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022