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Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp
I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped
by Cody5050 January 31, 2022
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Goodbye

Goodbye
by Cody5050 May 25, 2023
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Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.
I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.
by Cody5050 December 23, 2021
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9/22

Stroked out 922 times with a bullet in my dick and did a heart surgery on myself
Is 9/22 the new 9/11
by Cody5050 January 22, 2022
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Tired wolf

Your parents and elders under 65 always loving always stressed
What colour is that tired wolfs hair?
by Cody5050 January 16, 2022
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Slomobile

Any car including Ferrari or Porsche that has a $100⁰⁰ limiter put in designed for under 50kph using gas or electric.
I don't have a license I need a slomobile
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Slobbering ooze

That last one of your friends who's hopelessly devoted to sharing why they believe your in the wrong about life choices and financial considerations absolutely ignorant about weapons and designer dress, maybe you if you're interested in my 3cr13 blade too closely, herpes-aides-gangrene-rabis-meth-covid 19-flu
You better not force me to undergo anymore w.m.d. attacks in the form of a gelled stilletto knife, if you're going to try telling me my knife is a weapon you can be the slobbering ooze on slanderous assault charges and drool everywhere after COVID 19 where's it's genetic structure is like to see that it is in fact just another rock
by Cody5050 December 23, 2021
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