Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Coconut Head in Space

boompser

a sneaky, silent but deadly, little fart

P U. Do you smell something?? OK!!WHO made the boompser???

A fart. The result of passing wind. A silent, but deadly one.

All of a sudden there was a foul odor from the back seat of the car. Uncle Joe turned around and asked, "OK, WHO made the boompser?"

Something that smells like heaven to a dog. You have to drag them away from it while walking.

Come on dog, let's go. I don't see what you think is so sniffalicious about that piece of poop! P U

A snooter is a dog's nose.

Hey dog, get your snooter out of my crotch!!

crumbs, dirt, dog hair, etc. on the floor

I have to vacuum because there are all kinds of noogies on the floor