Definitions by Cocktail Sauce #1

hymen cancer 

A serious life threatening disease, which can claim the lives of many young women with an unpenetrated vaginas. Full loss of vaginal virginity is the easiest and smartest method to prevent this terrible disease.

It's a shame to see so many young women die from the easily preventable disease of hymen cancer.

hymen cancer by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 19, 2010

Porn sized cock 

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

Porn sized cock by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

fellatrices 

Plural form of fellatrix.

Women who suck cock are fellatrices.

I'd like to thank fellatrices everywhere for making the world a better place.

fellatrices by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 29, 2009

he took it out 

A famous Seinfeld line spoken by Elaine Benes, by which she meant that a man had taken his penis out of his pants.

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

he took it out by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 25, 2009

Ice juice

A slang term for water. Any ice juice that is particularly refreshing may in fact be "Freshly squeezed ice juice."

I'm thirsty, I'm gonna go get some ice juice.

Ice juice by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 13, 2009

eat pizza with scissors 

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.

It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!

eat pizza with scissors by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009

Cobra 

A bad ass character from a bad ass movie, the 1986 action film Cobra, starring Sylvester Stallone as Cobra. In that movie Cobra is a bad ass who wears Fingerless gloves and eats pizza with scissors.

Cobra is such an awesome movie because of the character Cobra. There should have been sequels to Cobra, because Cobra was such an awesome character.

Cobra by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 27, 2009