Cockblastof09's definitions

One piece

An anime that’s about a stretchy pirate

Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me

Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you

Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(

Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Jreg

Was funny at first then after the 100th post ironic intellectual circlejerk posing as a joke I realized how cringe his videos are.

Person: I watch jreg he’s so smart and self aware while being relatable.

Me: has seizure after remembering the amount of cringe that video essay philosophy invokes.

by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022

Digi-Chad

That one dope kid that is always happy and doesn’t care about stuff that he can’t control. Gets along with everyone even tho he’s into intellectual hobbies.You’ll typically find him playing Nintendo games. Different from a regular gamer because he showers but still exclusively eats only the finest McDonald’s chicken nuggets.He knows every Pokémon/beyblade.

Jeremy: Did you hear Jordan got accepted into Harvard,NBA, and got mad bitches.

Lisa: Yeah of course he’s a digi-chad

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Misanthropy

The belief that people suck and that society is doomed to fail but in my opinion it doesn’t mean it’s their fault.Human nature is just naturally ball juice.My strain of misanthropy is that which includes the concept that people are a product of their environment and time is linear. You can only do things that people claim to be good if you are in a certain mind space or place in wealth and safe from physical harm/mental.The same is with so called bad people, it’s all influenced by your environment and that any person can become evil/not good by whatever standards you judge people by.In the end their are certain patterns in humans that displays greed and contempt. Philosophy,politics, and religion are all used to justify harming others. I don’t blame them tho that’s just how humans are. I and you are just like the rest we are ball juice.

Alysia: So you believe in Misanthropy and people are bad

Me:yes

Alysia: How do you justify this?

Me: *smug face*“They claim their labours are to build a heaven yet their heaven is populated with horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman.”- Dr.Manhattan

by Cockblastof09 April 15, 2022

Objective truth

Definition: depends on what political or moral agenda you subscribe to

CNN: Conservatives are bad!

Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!

Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person

Source: Trust me

L+ratio+kys

by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022

Berkeley people

A city of people that aren’t real and are part of a simulation

Source:Trust me

Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.

Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?

Coworker: huh?

Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.

by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022