Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.
Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.
Betty: Gosh.
by Cobs July 19, 2003
Often employed by the Samaritans to converse with potential suicidals. With their cheeky wit and incomprehensible tongue, many authorities have praised the Geordies for declining annual suicide figures.
by Cobs July 20, 2003
A noun of any description, especialy useful when you have forgot the word you wanted to use.
In pontoon (blackjack) a word to use instead of "twist" (hit)
In pontoon (blackjack) a word to use instead of "twist" (hit)
"Can someone answer the tron"
"Pass me the tron"
In pontoon, (dealer) "tron or stick?" (player) "tron"
"Pass me the tron"
In pontoon, (dealer) "tron or stick?" (player) "tron"
by Cobs October 10, 2005
The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.
by Cobs July 16, 2003
The gentle sound of an elephant being fisted by one's mother. Available on CD from all good Petrol Stations
Darwin: What is that strangely addictive sound from behind those bushes, hairy native?
Hairy Native: Its them feckin Elephant's pipin
Hairy Native: Its them feckin Elephant's pipin
by Cobs July 16, 2003
Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.
Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook
by Cobs July 16, 2003
Currency mainly used in Uganda. Many histoians speculate that the Falklands war was due to a sugar lump.
by Cobs July 16, 2003