ougats

N. (Italian American slang) Something of insignificant worth or worthlessness.

Your complaints aren't worth ougats!

by Clive February 12, 2005

double nugget

a big girls vagina

she had nipples on her like thumbs on a boxers glove, a fanny like a double nugget, she was built for shagging

by Clive October 08, 2003

Ned

Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink

a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane

by Clive October 08, 2003

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 08, 2003

spoonjuice

a delicate blood orange drink that you sip using the aid of a spoon

i was sipping a nice tasty spoonjuice

by clive May 12, 2003