Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Clint

Martin

Martin is a another name for a complete and utter dickhead. Martins are normally copy cats and pussy's towards others. Do be warned that if you try to throw a punch at a Martin he will simply run away! DO NOT EVER invite a Martin to your house as he will simply whine that he wants to go home.
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS

Have you seen Martin today he is a complete dick!

by Clint July 28, 2015

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settle down

It means to get married or commit to a monogamous relationship; probably the two most indicative words for the situation itself, born of a word that can mean "to move downward; sink, or descend," "to subdue," and "to conclude," and a word that means the "opposite of up."

"Man looks like Lester finally had to settle down and give up the player lifestyle...man, and settle isn't wrong!"

by Clint October 10, 2005

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fuckeneh

a canadian word used to express either anger or surprise

Americans: you hosers just lost all your money

Canadians: FUCKENEH!!

by Clint May 13, 2005

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Bamboozle

1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.

2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.

Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.

by Clint May 13, 2005

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startrek

A show that, despite it's long history and fame, is to this day viewed only by obese homosexual stamp-collecting faggots, who at best might make love to a microwaved bagel. A popular debate topic as of now is how William Shatner ever found work or intercourse after his time on the show.

Me and my friends plan to go to my house and play Pokemon and watch Startrek- just not too late cuz my bedtime is 5:30.

by Clint May 13, 2005

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