Cliff's definitions
by Cliff April 11, 2005

by Cliff October 5, 2002

by cliff November 19, 2003

When riding in a car, someone feels an extreme need to take a dump, so much that the turd is moving in and out of the anus.
by cliff November 19, 2003

by cliff December 6, 2002

Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations
by Cliff November 12, 2003
