noun| hee • mo • shun
The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.
The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.
Male A: “Dude, check out the sweet tits on that chick over there!”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”
by clevername July 19, 2018
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Woman 2: You know I did Susan. That tasty yarncake can finger crochet me any day.
Woman 2: You know I did Susan. That tasty yarncake can finger crochet me any day.
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The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
by clevername July 19, 2018
Get the shemotion mug.When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
by clevername July 19, 2018
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Barista 2: She should just shut up and accept it. What a Karen.
Barista 2: She should just shut up and accept it. What a Karen.
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Girl pretending to be guy: "Yeah...me neither."
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Get the cup mug.Person A: I side-eyed Sally Ann three times today for wearing that outfit. But she hasn't run home to change yet!
Person B: Yeah, what a slut.
Person B: Yeah, what a slut.
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