hemotion

noun| hee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.

Male A: “Dude, check out the sweet tits on that chick over there!”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”

by clevername July 19, 2018

homotion

(n.) a ruckus or commotion generally exhibiting homosexual tendencies; an outburst of uncontrollable gayness mocked by all who see it

He was so flaming when he walked in the party that he caused quite the homotion.

One of my friends wanted to Chuck me, so I said, "Hey man, stop the homotion!"

by SlivkaWarning April 14, 2010

Homotional

To be overly offended/emotional over a post/status/picture online, or over something trivial in real life. To be overly sensitive to shit that has nothing to do with you.

You don't like a post on Facebook, it really offends you, so instead of being an adult and unliking a page or moving on with your day, you become all homotional and bitch, whine and complain to everyone who will listen on said page.

by RNDMC January 10, 2013

Hemotions

Guy emotions

Going through hemotions

by RedDreams February 20, 2020

hemotions

Rarely seen man-emotions evoked by triumphs of masculinity or broyalty. External evidence of hemotions include no change in facial expression and a lack of crying.

"Tyler wouldn't admit it or show it to his girlfriend but when Vince fired E. on Entourage, he was feeling serious hemotions."

by flyinasunbeam March 27, 2009

homotional

emotions that a dude feels when he is being gay

Dude,don't get all homotional about it .

by Frank Stank April 16, 2003

Hemotions

When a man shows emotions contrary to his appearance or stature.

Brandon freaked me out with his hemotions. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing and grimaced at me all day.

by Mega dude December 2, 2019