noun| hee • mo • shun
The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.
The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.
Male A: “Dude, check out the sweet tits on that chick over there!”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”
by clevername July 19, 2018
Rarely seen man-emotions evoked by triumphs of masculinity or broyalty. External evidence of hemotions include no change in facial expression and a lack of crying.
"Tyler wouldn't admit it or show it to his girlfriend but when Vince fired E. on Entourage, he was feeling serious hemotions."
by flyinasunbeam March 27, 2009
Brandon freaked me out with his hemotions. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing and grimaced at me all day.
by Mega dude December 02, 2019
by Breadstick1996 April 17, 2019
While preparing to return home to Estonia he was hemotional about the thought of leaving his new found friends.
by paidekas January 10, 2011
When a man acts like something is emotionally worse for him, because he's a man. A 21st century and late Roman Empire concept, due to the softening of masculinity.
Men thinking that cheating is harder on them is an example of hemotions
Men thinking that being a single dad makes them a better person with more emotional pain than a single mom
Men thinking that getting rejected is harder on men
Men who ghost women all the time, but yell at women when they stop texting them two texts in. It's harder on a man to get ghosted, according to hemotions.
Men telling women they should pick better, but become victims when their wives divorce them
Men demanding virgins but saying that if they don't fornicate with them, they're suffering emotional neglect or it's "too hard to wait." Not true: men used to wait all the time. Lack of self discipline blamed on women. Hemotional state blamed on women
Men thinking that being a single dad makes them a better person with more emotional pain than a single mom
Men thinking that getting rejected is harder on men
Men who ghost women all the time, but yell at women when they stop texting them two texts in. It's harder on a man to get ghosted, according to hemotions.
Men telling women they should pick better, but become victims when their wives divorce them
Men demanding virgins but saying that if they don't fornicate with them, they're suffering emotional neglect or it's "too hard to wait." Not true: men used to wait all the time. Lack of self discipline blamed on women. Hemotional state blamed on women
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024