6 definitions by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys
A type of threesome; Woman A lays down, while Woman B sits down on her face, with Woman B's back facing Woman A's body. Woman A eats out Woman B, while the man simultaneously tit fucks Woman A and has anal sex with Woman B.
by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 21, 2010
Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.
Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.
by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010
When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.
by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010
by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010
Dude: My girlfriend kicked me in the balls last week. When i come, its been nothing but blizz.
Doctor: Hm, this is serious. We may have to amputate.
Doctor: Hm, this is serious. We may have to amputate.
by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010
1: adjective; to figuratively straddle the fence on an issue (like politics or sports)
2: noun; to literally staddle a fence, using the fence pole to stimulate the female genitalia
2: noun; to literally staddle a fence, using the fence pole to stimulate the female genitalia
1: Mark: I can't decide whether to give my girl a Birmingham Booty Call, or a Change Machine.
Randy: Dude, quit being a John McCain and just give her a Pensacola Payphone.
2: Dude, I just drove by a girl giving herself a John McCain. She was pretty hefty; I think the fence was about to break.
Randy: Dude, quit being a John McCain and just give her a Pensacola Payphone.
2: Dude, I just drove by a girl giving herself a John McCain. She was pretty hefty; I think the fence was about to break.
by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010