Clark's definitions

U2

A scientific experiment designed to see how many times people would buy the same song with a different title.


also, the crappiest band ever. I'm sure they have a loyal fan base of gay people. they follow me everywhere, ipod commercials, coke commercials, and they're even played on classic rock radio stations, ? , I wish they would just shut up.

special U2 edition iPod

by clark January 29, 2005

international terrorism

N. A smokescreen used to distract the dumb majority from the fact that sadam was and is of no threat to the us. see weapons of mass destruction

Sadam had no weapons of mass destruction but we still went to war with iraq and made a mess.

by Clark May 24, 2004

cvv

a futile attempt of nick naming clark that went away as fast as it came.

dvv is gay. no, really, he's really gay.

by clark January 21, 2004

sackynut

people always say that you have 'saggy alls' yet you dont. sackynut means to have a saggy ballsack which is what some people really have.

wow, you have a SACKYNUT! EWW

by Clark November 18, 2004

PBFU

post birdie fuck up, golf term

he birdied seven and then got a double on eight

by clark February 22, 2005

Bag and Tag

Putting a paper bag over some ugly bitches head and then tagging that shit until the sun comes up. (Maybe think about the olson twins or throw in a donkey punch)

It was a bag and tag situation

by Clark August 29, 2003

field goal

the gap between the two front teeth of someone that needs dental care.

damn, did you see the field goal in that girls grill, you could kick a 40 yarder through that gap.

by clark March 29, 2004