My darling is so tall he must stoop to kiss me.
My darling is bright eyed and inquisitive.
My darling finds refuge in nature and solitude.
My darling is sensitive and slippery to hold,
To be with it seems impossible, because my darling, you are colossal and only meant for admiration, so my darling, Though my love may be beyond my station, a destination that’s not for me, my darling I’ll love you still, and dream you love me.
My darling is bright eyed and inquisitive.
My darling finds refuge in nature and solitude.
My darling is sensitive and slippery to hold,
To be with it seems impossible, because my darling, you are colossal and only meant for admiration, so my darling, Though my love may be beyond my station, a destination that’s not for me, my darling I’ll love you still, and dream you love me.
by Clarabella December 19, 2020
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of leading the class of 2020 Safely back to their prospective university places.
of leading the class of 2020 Safely back to their prospective university places.
And so
The torch of academia was again lit and entrusted to Mary hesling In hope to uncover a Sound passage For those on their higher education journey, candidly ushering them through the gateway of thought and ideas .
The torch of academia was again lit and entrusted to Mary hesling In hope to uncover a Sound passage For those on their higher education journey, candidly ushering them through the gateway of thought and ideas .
by Clarabella July 09, 2020
Get the Mary Hesling mug.Ed rose stands at a colossal 6ft 2 and carries his 180lbs of atomic zest with a lethal combination of chivalry and pride which has the majority of womankind falling at his feet: Doe eyed and doting; paralysed by charm, his victim is then hypnotised by His eyes of Aegean seas whilst his velvet soft voice spins a web of seduction into which the wanton wench is liable to fall.
Above all this, at his core Ed rose is a magician.
His magic is his life force. His one and only electron; It makes for the vibrancy of his being and it protects him from cruel reality. His greatest fear is to loose his cloak of mystery, to hang his hat of tricks, to retire the bunny. Paradoxically, he knows that The act is up. To live the dream he has to Step out of the smoke.
Above all this, at his core Ed rose is a magician.
His magic is his life force. His one and only electron; It makes for the vibrancy of his being and it protects him from cruel reality. His greatest fear is to loose his cloak of mystery, to hang his hat of tricks, to retire the bunny. Paradoxically, he knows that The act is up. To live the dream he has to Step out of the smoke.
by Clarabella October 18, 2020
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We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.
We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.
The chubs strikes again- Waitrose, Morrison’s, Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s all out of flour two months in a row!
by Clarabella December 17, 2020
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And the sherlocksmiths lived happily ever after, though slightly hoarse from constant reprimand of mr barkey.
by Clarabella May 06, 2020
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The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
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Pat Krynicka
Pat krynicka 5 ft 3 inches and 50 kg of pure delight and Burning ambition. A humanitarian and rebel for a cause She shines with the light of a billion stars for all to bask in and wonder.
The epitome of stunning, is pat krynicka, her eyes of burning amber framed by hair of pure gold her peony coloured lips serve a voice with the tone of a gentle sea breeze Whispering through the souls of those lucky enough to be graced by her presence.
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Pat Krynicka
Pat krynicka 5 ft 3 inches and 50 kg of pure delight and Burning ambition. A humanitarian and rebel for a cause She shines with the light of a billion stars for all to bask in and wonder.
The epitome of stunning, is pat krynicka, her eyes of burning amber framed by hair of pure gold her peony coloured lips serve a voice with the tone of a gentle sea breeze Whispering through the souls of those lucky enough to be graced by her presence.
pat krynicka marched onward deeper into the mountain stifling her hunger with pressing excitement In Knowing of the wolves and bears in her wake though fearless and determined to climb the heights to get the best view of the stars which bore her.
by Clarabella June 05, 2020
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