Definitions by Clamer
Clam flakes
When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.
Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.
Clam flakes by Clamer October 20, 2016
Clam Trumpin
Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.
Clam Trumpin by Clamer October 20, 2016
Clam pad
Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.
Steamin' the clam
When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.
Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!
Steamin' the clam by Clamer October 12, 2016
Slopstick
Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.
Clam Scabs
Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!
Clam Scabs by Clamer August 18, 2016