Clamer's definitions

claminator

When you pound the hell out of a lot of pussy.

Man Paul is the claminator! He pounded the hell out of Dawn so bad last night she had a hard time walking into work the next day.

by Clamer March 2, 2018

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

dry heavin on the clam

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav

The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.

by Clamer August 12, 2017

Clam burn

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that it gives you a brush burn on your cock or chin.

PK got clam burn from banging his boss because she had a bristle vagina.

by Clamer July 20, 2016

Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!

by Clamer July 21, 2016

Slopstick

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.

Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.

by Clamer September 5, 2016

clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017