Definitions by Clamer

Clam flakes 

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.

Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.

Clam flakes by Clamer October 20, 2016

Clam Trumpin 

When you go around grabbing all the fine pussy you can.

Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.

Clam Trumpin by Clamer October 20, 2016

Clam pad 

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

Clam pad by Clamer October 20, 2016

Steamin' the clam 

When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.

Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!

Steamin' the clam by Clamer October 12, 2016

Slopstick 

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.

Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.

Slopstick by Clamer September 5, 2016

Clam Scabs 

When a woman is screwed so hard and so much it results in clam scabs.

Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!

Clam Scabs by Clamer August 18, 2016

Gummin the clam 

When an old man takes out his dentures so not to bite a woman's vagina.

I know why the boss likes Paul. He has no teeth so she gets off on him gummin the clam!

Gummin the clam by Clamer August 7, 2016