cooney piss

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.
After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.
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analography

Biography of an anus. Most common among celebrities.
"What book are you reading?"
"The Analization of Mel Gibson"
"He has an analography already?
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biscuit hoot

Hoots of joy or sadness from the African American Negro.
After receiving his first paycheck from Popeye's, Dushuon let out a biscuit hoot of glee heard 'round the 'hood. But then, this bicuit hoot was followed by a sad biscuit hoot when he realized that half of this check would go to child support, the other half would go to Luigi the rock slanger.
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Rolling Rock

A very thin bitter light beer brewed in Latrobe near Pittsburgh, PA. I think its drank out there the most, but it is drank around Philly too. One of a kind love or hate kinda beer.
"Who wants a rock?"

"Cool we have crack tonight?"

"No you nigger, rolling rock not crack!"

"I'll pass. Bring on the natty!"
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reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women
"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.
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hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
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cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.
Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.
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