Analogist

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.

"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

cooney piss

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.

After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004

negrotic

Of or relating to the African American race.

Bobby got his bike stolen and proclaimed it was 'negrotic.'

Jesse went to jail and it was no surprise because half of his family was already there. They all diagnosed with accute negrotism.

Karl had 5 kids with 4 different baby's mommas making him text book negrotic.

Fred needed rims for his '81 Honda CRX and he knew just where to find them - the Negrotic Outlet on highway 3, past the homeless junction.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004

dawlers

The Canadian pronounciation of 'dollars,' best used when offering someone ten dollars on the boardwalk to sink that dumb ass fucking clown.

Hey man, I'll give you ten daaawlers to try and sink that clown!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.

Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004

Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.

Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women

"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004