fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.

After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004

Code Red Anal

The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.

After a long night of code red anal, Jessica had to get her plumbing sewed back together.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.

Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004

cuntricidical

Of or like a cunt.

Nah, I don't feel like coming out tonight.

Oh don't be so cuntricidical.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 04, 2004

Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

analography

Biography of an anus. Most common among celebrities.

"What book are you reading?"
"The Analization of Mel Gibson"
"He has an analography already?

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004