Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chunky poop lover

Poonis

Used to describe a penis that has been pooped on or dipped in poop.

David pooped on maguires Penis while they were having sex and maguire had a poonis

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A certified bitch: someone who does whatever you say

That kid is my Herges because he does whatever I want him to do

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An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.

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To prove you are telling the truth. Consequence is a nut tap.

Bruh on jah maguire is gay.

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