Herges

A certified bitch: someone who does whatever you say

That kid is my Herges because he does whatever I want him to do

by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019

arse herpes

The ultimate sexually transmitted disease, suggestive of slutty sexual behaviour.

Mary: “hey you bastard you’ve given me herpes”
Dave: “most likely arse herpes”

by Chrish77 August 3, 2019

herpes fuck

When you knowingly have sex with someone who has herpes or some other sexual transmitted disease solely because they are extremely attractive and/or you are extremely sexually aroused.

"I can't believe you are trying to fuck her!" Jared said
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

hergieshit

sitting on your ass being a lazy useless fuck while others are picking up your slack. A total piece of Hergieshit.

Look at this Hergieshit sitting down playing Internet poker , resting and drinking C-4 while the rest of us are busting our asses.

This guy is a total piece of Hergieshit

by Hergieshit July 5, 2016

Real heroes die alone

Military combat slang for going on a high risk small unit or solo mission.

Don't worry Sarge, real heroes die alone anyhow!

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Heresy

Actions, statements, and thoughts which fall outside of that which is in the Holy light of the God-Emperor of Mankind, and, thus, into the unholy darkness of the Ruinous Powers. Inquisitors, through their holy judgement, seek out and destroy heresy wherever they find it, through any means necessary, including the drastic measure of exterminatus.

Discussions on what constitutes Heresy is considered Heretical; this is not because no one can come to a decision on what is heretical and not-heretical, this thought is also heretical.

Reading this definition is heretical.

Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Truly, you can prune away its branches, or even cut the tree to the ground, but it will grow up again ever the stronger and ever more comely. Yet all awhile the root grows thick and black, gnawing at the bitter soil, drawing its nourishment from the darkness, and growing even greater and more deeply entrenched.
Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. It must be exorcised utterly or it will return all the stronger, time and time again, until it is too great to destroy. Then we are doomed.

by AvacynsWrath January 5, 2018

Seaside Herpes

Seaside herpes are obtained when you follow a trend and go to seaside for spring break and hang around a bunch of people during a pandemic and hook-up with 12 people in one sitting

Oh you went to seaside this spring break?? And you was around Eliza, Ava, Bella, Claire, Chloe, AND ASHLEY???? You got me FUCKKEDDD up if you think imma spend one more second around yo seaside herpes havin basic ass

by Traukiee March 15, 2021