Someone who is attracted to paper. Usually lined paper is desired. Often people discover they are a paperphile when they first open a book and they smell that new book aroma, from then on there hooked! hooked with a paper clip!
Bad cop "You opened that book and read the whole page did'nt you! That page had only been published 5 years ago! You paperphile!!!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010
Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".
Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"
Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"
Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"
Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"
Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010
Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.
Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010
Using elevation to look for a suitable partner. Often used by males to seek females in a large crowd.
Dude 1 "Who's that man flying that hang glider through the streets!?"
Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"
Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"
Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"
Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010
Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.
Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"
Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")
A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"
Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")
A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010