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Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!
Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"
Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"
Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"
Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"
Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 19, 2010
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Get the Alpaca shagger mug.Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.
Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010
Get the Egg counter mug.Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.
Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"
Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")
A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"
Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")
A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010
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Mark "You cider sprinkler"
Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"
(slip)
Mark "You cider sprinkler"
Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"
(slip)
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010
Get the Cider sprinkler mug.1.) Someone who does something easy really well 2.) Someone who does something easy coz there lazy 3.) Someone who does something supposedly gay and lame but is cool coz of it.
Dude 1 "Hey your a REALLY REALLY GOOD triangle player"
Triangle player "Well why would i learn the piano, to many keys"
Dude 2 "Man thats actually cool, i should learn the triangle"
or
Dude 1 "Man why are you wearing a dress"
triangle player wanna be " Yeah i'm setting a trend"
Dude 2 "He so wants to be a triangle player but you know what hes not" (giggles like a girl and runs off)
Triangle player "Well why would i learn the piano, to many keys"
Dude 2 "Man thats actually cool, i should learn the triangle"
or
Dude 1 "Man why are you wearing a dress"
triangle player wanna be " Yeah i'm setting a trend"
Dude 2 "He so wants to be a triangle player but you know what hes not" (giggles like a girl and runs off)
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010
Get the Triangle player mug.A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.
Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"
by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010
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