Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chuck

Botanica

The act of balancing oatmeal cookies on ones nose while fingering your grandfather's ass and masturbating two indian conformists who find nothing better to do then fart in jars and feed off the ass juice of preschoolers.

is wayne brady gunna hafta choke a bitch?

by chuck October 14, 2004

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hacker

A person skilled with the use of computers that uses his talents to gain knowledge. Tere are three classifications of hackers:

White-hat (hacking for the enjoyment of exploration)

Black-hat (hacking to find exploits and system weaknesses, see cracker)

and Grey-hat (someone who is a little of both)

by Chuck May 6, 2003

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slurpulent

adjective form of the verb slurp; gratitously patronizing and frivilous

That is the most slurpulent little bastard I have ever seen; sucking up to the boss again.

by Chuck September 24, 2003

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New Jersey

One of the most polluted states in the United States, although it does have some nice parts (but what state doesn't?).

Imagine any other state in the Northeast US, with everyday things like suburbs, shopping centers, parking lots, wooded areas here and there, highways, businesses, schools, etc., but with all of these things cramped together in a space 50% smaller than they should be, and it gets bigger every year. And then they say "Hey, development creates jobs! Do you have a problem with jobs being created? huh? huh?" Great.

New Jersey is like one big orgy of feces and urine, with some air freshener thrown in to make up for the sick part, especially on the weekends.

by Chuck December 7, 2003

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