8 definitions by Christian Writer
Fashionism is a government ruled by those with the best sense in fashion. They hold fashion contests instead of elections or a royal family.
by Christian Writer September 1, 2018
Billy the readzus tried publishing a book of poetry containing only rap lyrics. Unfortunately the only published who made him a offer was "Christian Hymns for Children" which was clearly a mistake.
by Christian Writer September 22, 2018
Someone or something that is equally smart and dumb. Someone who can solve complex calculus equations in their head without having to use technology or paper, but also thinks the world is flat. A 500$ smart phone, which is incredibly powerful for the size, but compared to a Ps4 which costs the same amount, it is a child's toy. A synthesizer that has 128 note polyphony and over a thousand internal sounds, but you can only play one sound at a time, and since you only have twelve fingers, and the synthesizer does not include a multitrack step sequncer, you can only play 12 of the 128 note polyphonic notes at any given time.
A rather Smardumb F.B.I. agent offered to give marijuana with someone who had expressed interest in it, hoping the individual would lead them to illegal cannabis suppliers after gaining his trust. Unfortunately, the only leads he had were to other Smardumb F.B.I. officers attempting trying the same trick.
by Christian Writer September 22, 2018
Moist can be used in place of "most" in certain situations. When used, it is intended to reference the moisture that accumulates in the vagina. However, it can also be used whenever the hell you feel like using it because fuck logic!
You have the moist incredible vagina Brittany!
Aquaman was the Moist exciting movie I've seen in a long, long time.
I almoist forgot the moist important ingredient in the super moist cake mix, eggs!
Aquaman was the Moist exciting movie I've seen in a long, long time.
I almoist forgot the moist important ingredient in the super moist cake mix, eggs!
by Christian Writer January 16, 2019
Someone who is annoyingly obsessed with their business or whose thoughts consist only of work related things. It does not matter if this person is at work or at home, eating dinner, praying or sleeping, their thoughts are always business related.
by Christian Writer August 25, 2018
Someone who has a passionate sexual desire for the luxurious fruit of the fig tree. They often conpare figs to testicles. Putting the figs in their mouth causes almost instantaneous erections.
I had no idea Gary was such a figgot until he started talking about having surgery to have his balls replaced by figs.
by Christian Writer September 4, 2018
A fusion of the words "no" and "yeah". Used to annoy people who ask too many "yes" or "no" questions; or to say "yes" and "no" to controversial topics to avoid upsetting anyone.
Question: should marijuana be legalized to the same capacity as alcohol?
Answer : Nah
Question: did you put the bacon in the freezer yet?
Answer: Nah
Answer : Nah
Question: did you put the bacon in the freezer yet?
Answer: Nah
by Christian Writer October 13, 2018