Readzus

Someone who reads rap lyrics instead of listening to the song.

Billy the readzus tried publishing a book of poetry containing only rap lyrics. Unfortunately the only published who made him a offer was "Christian Hymns for Children" which was clearly a mistake.

Readzus by Christian Writer September 22, 2018

Martin-Readus 

someone who is the king of all pedophiles. This person can usually be seen hanging around elementary schools stalking his prey.

Person 1: Whoa that guy looks weird.

Person 2: Yeah, you know he's a Martin-Readus.

Martin-Readus by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

Post Stool Anal Readjustment 

Post Stool Anal Readjustment, or PSAR, is the feeling you get in your anus following a heavy poo as your anus readjusts.

For some this may invoke a glorious feeling of liberty, others pleasure, others pain and/or shame.

"Sorry bro, just going through some PSAR."
"PSAR?"
"Post Stool Anal Readjustment, that feeling you get after flogging a heavy bog."
"Ahhh, I love that"

Post Stool Anal Readjustment by arden-chh December 16, 2012

Readus

This is a person who is way to loyal and will stand by your side, they are mean but sweet and fun to be around but annoying at the same time

That nigga Readus just punched kiya then hugged her

Readus by Anomony November 19, 2023

Readus

This is a person you want by your side in a fight, he is a truly loyal friend but he can be mean even though he means to be nice

Hey thanks for the help whit those guys Readus

Readus by Anomony November 19, 2023

Readjust 

To adapt to or change the situation to something more pleasing or accordingly.

That’s a sticky situation I was in I had to readjust myself.

Readjust by UnoNan February 27, 2025