Definitions by Chris H., Pip R.
Febreeze
v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.
Febreeze-
Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.
Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.
Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.
Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.
Febreeze by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007
frott
V.'frät
The act of two males rubbing their genitals together for the purposes of stimulation
The gay male version of 'scissoring'
The act of two males rubbing their genitals together for the purposes of stimulation
The gay male version of 'scissoring'
frott by Chris H., Pip R. April 18, 2007
pulling an eva
V. pul-ing an E-va
1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.
2. To stand someone up for a date
1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.
2. To stand someone up for a date
Guy 1: Hey man, I thought you were going out with Justine tonight.
Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)
Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)
pulling an eva by Chris H., Pip R. April 18, 2007
conjoined twinophilia
kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!
(Conjoined twinophilia)
Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
(Conjoined twinophilia)
Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
conjoined twinophilia by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007
tampoon
'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.
Similar to TPing
Similar to TPing
tampoon by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
Mexican Stew
'mek-si-k&n 'stü
1. tr.V. To burp near someone's face and then blow it into their nose, thus forcing them to take a whif of your belch.
2. N. The act of blowing one's belch into another's face.
1. tr.V. To burp near someone's face and then blow it into their nose, thus forcing them to take a whif of your belch.
2. N. The act of blowing one's belch into another's face.
1. I mexican stewed your mom last night in bed.
2. Fuck that, I'll give you a mexican stew right now.
2. Fuck that, I'll give you a mexican stew right now.
Mexican Stew by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
Hymen Buster
'hI-m&n 'b&s-t&r
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
Hymen Buster by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006