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Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011
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Febreeze-
Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.
Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.
Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.
Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.
by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007
Get the Febreeze mug.V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.
Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?
Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
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N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
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1. tr.V. To burp near someone's face and then blow it into their nose, thus forcing them to take a whif of your belch.
2. N. The act of blowing one's belch into another's face.
1. tr.V. To burp near someone's face and then blow it into their nose, thus forcing them to take a whif of your belch.
2. N. The act of blowing one's belch into another's face.
1. I mexican stewed your mom last night in bed.
2. Fuck that, I'll give you a mexican stew right now.
2. Fuck that, I'll give you a mexican stew right now.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
Get the Mexican Stew mug.Moe (mo'e/, pronounced "Mo-ay"/ literally 'budding', as with a plant) is a Japanese slang word originally referring to fetish for or love for characters in video games or anime and manga.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 17, 2006
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Fun to play at the office when one is bored.
Fun to play at the office when one is bored.
Deskjockey 1: Man I'm bored...
Deskjockey 2: Then make some more sales calls!
Deskjockey 1: Naw... Work is for suckers... I know! Let's play The Hitler Game!
Deskjockey 2: Then make some more sales calls!
Deskjockey 1: Naw... Work is for suckers... I know! Let's play The Hitler Game!
by Chris H., Pip R. November 17, 2012
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