Chris's definitions

shit sandwitch

playful term much like the traditional "stuck between a rock and a hard place"

man, i've got myself into a real shit sandwitch with this fucking napster thing

by chris January 7, 2005

tanked

To be excessively drunk

I went out last night and got tanked

by Chris November 18, 2002

knost

a pig. not the animal but a person who has an uncircumsized penis, or a person that can be describe with the adjective, "wrinkly".

That knost has one weird penis.

by Chris February 21, 2005

Magallanero

A loser fan of a loser baseball team in venezuela. A magallanero is the lowest life form in the country...only compared to bacteria. Depression, loneliness, abandonment... that's what a normal day stands for those poor bastards. Even the homeless pity them!!

If shit could become a person, that person would be a Magallanero!

by Chris March 18, 2005

bootyfag

A gay man who loves the booty

Man, you a bootyfag!

by chris December 14, 2003

sticky rice

Refers to gay Asian males who claim to feel attracted to (and often even generally associate) ONLY with other Asian people. Sticky rice (also see sticky ) often go out of their way to try to show their love (sometimes in seemingly forced or artificial ways) for all things Asian (including men) and tend to preach to other people in interracial relationships how "wrong" those other people are for being "race traitors". For these racial separatists, there should be no interracial dating or mixing. Sound familiar? It should. That's exactly the same racist philosophy espoused by neo Nazis. To be sure, some gay White guys might tend to not go after Asian guys and might even behave in racist ways themselves. However, this often seems to be more a function of physical preference than an overtly conscious effort to make a sociopolitical statement about race, as it is with many sticky rice. Certainly not all sticky rice are the same, but observers will do doubt notice these recurring similarities. And as is the case with many racial separatists, a common theme runs through sticky rice social circles: bitterness.

"How ironic that sticky rice guys tend to complain about racist behavior when they are sometimes the worst offenders."

by Chris April 5, 2005

Chode

A penis that is more wide than long.

"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.

by Chris July 14, 2004