Chris's definitions

Hilary Duff

despite the skeptics, she is an immeasurably talented young singer and actor, who is pretty, and as opposed to those angry raging bitches out there, is better than all of you, so SHUT UP. Shes very nice.

that Hilary Duff is the best!

by Chris April 14, 2005

hacksor

Someone who is cheating during an online video game.

"Admin, will you please kick that hacksor it is obvious he is using an aim-bot."

by Chris February 15, 2004

Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 5, 2004

trouple

A three-way couple in a long term relationship

Mike, Rick and Steve have been together for six years. They're a trouple.

by chris January 16, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

Faggotry

1. The art of being homosexual

2. Used to describe a situation that might be deemed "gay

1. You guys are having gay sex in my room, what faggotry!

2. Stephanie, the situations you put me through, now that is some hardcore faggotry

by Chris March 22, 2005

Cooterific

it means getting some hot wet finger lickin pussy my friends. it comes from the latin work, coo-ter-if-ik and that mean door of happyness, well i dont like pigs or indians so ill cut the chase, i <3 andy's moms cooter!! pwned nigger!

andy's moms ass was so nice, i popped the cherry hidden in her cooter DAAAMN(i kno u blacks like that word)

by chris March 8, 2005