Chris's definitions

Errnel

To Errnel is to ejaculate or to have an orgasm. It can be used by males and females. past tense would be Errneled

Hey Bob i just Errneled on Carol's face.

Bob made me Errnel so many times last night

by Chris February 4, 2005

stapleton

a mooch or a person who takes more than they deserve.

that dude is such a stapleton

by Chris February 5, 2005

houl on

North Belfast term for hold on.

Houl on mate. (Hold on mate)

by Chris February 6, 2005

bummeling

it is like geting a pummelinng but in the but.

when i was in prison the squirrel man gave a such a bummeling that i could not sit down for a week.

by Chris February 6, 2005

filters

underwear; briefs; panties

The Martha & The Muffins song off the _This Is The Ice Age_ album from the early 1980's entitled "Boy Without Filters" might have been the genesis of the term. Also one needs to include the image and function of cigarette filters and coffee filters.

What they're filtering is left up to the user: gas, sweaty ball odor, snatch stench, overpowering sexual passion, etc.

I gotta buy some new filters. The elastic's shot on this pair.

by Chris February 7, 2005

jam session

This means when a whole bunch of musicians get together play some chords for about a minute saying random lyrics and then go on playing for 19 more minutes.

Phish has super long jam sessions.

Dude Bill and I had a 35 minute jam session last night.

by Chris February 7, 2005

Fordman

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 8, 2005