Dood

The way stupid people spell Dude.

Dood!
dude?
Doo-ood!
dude...no.
Dood?
Dude *nod*

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 26, 2006

mcdonalds

McDonalds: That place that helps keep down the pigeons.

A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs

by Choo-Choo McGrew July 09, 2006

n00b

Yet another dumb text word.

a: u n00b
b: Is you're keybord broken?

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 15, 2006

dumb

Some one who is and uses exesive text.

texter: i dnt us 2 m0ch txt spek n00b
Normal person: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!?!?!
texter: meh ams gut cort in da c00ker agan
Normal person: SHUT UP YOU "DUMB" CREATURE OF SLIME!!!!
bob: y shud e?
normal person: *runs away screaming*

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 15, 2006

mate

To reproduce with a member of the oppsite sex.

Lookit those dogs mate! The dude's like a jackhammer! ... ... ... I'm gonna go join in.

by Choo-Choo McGrew May 22, 2007

Human

The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".

Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.

Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!

Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006

Dubass

Dubass is an ironic term for "Dumbass". Spelled incorrectly on purpose.

That guy is a dubass.

Bunch of dubasses.

by Choo-Choo McGrew February 16, 2007