Choggie's definitions
Spontaneous and unexpected projectile vomiting frequently brought-on in humans through substance or bacterial ingestion. Instances occur suddenly and are most noted for a stream-like ejection of stomach contents.
A trip to the Thai place and an hour later had a pint, then ditched a power toss like Linda Blair three feet into a dart board!
by choggie August 26, 2013
Get the power tossmug. 1. A feat defying gravity or other laws of physics, similar to that of a character in the films in the Matrix Trilogy.
2. Any instance of super-human ability that sets one individual apart from the herd, that looks impossible to replicate, by the other monkey spectators.
2. Any instance of super-human ability that sets one individual apart from the herd, that looks impossible to replicate, by the other monkey spectators.
"I watched the chick in the car I was following on the freeway, pull a Neo, as she jumped from her car, out the window, into the open window of a car in next lane. Then I got her number...."
by Choggie July 22, 2008
Get the pull a neomug. An executive way to bring down the twin towers and WTC7 in their footprints with the help of 150 million brain-dead American citizens and a band of assholes who claim Texas as their home.
The Texplosion(s) leading up to a massive clusterfuck on that fateful day will hopefully ring out for years to come, as an example of how NOT to be duped into electing pieces of shit disguised as presidents.
by choggie September 2, 2010
Get the Texplosionmug. A form of illusory government whereby a small percentage of the population govern a heard of willing morons while both enslaving them and pilfering the fruits of their labor as to enrich themselves all the while convincing their victims (the citizenry) indefinitely, of the wonder and joy of being penetrated from behind without lubrication.
"Kleptoplutocracy"
The United States Of Unconsciousness
"Hipsters and bankers, priests and surgeons, welder, waiter and square, all Americans have their Kleptoplutacratic keepers to thank for their somnambulism."
The United States Of Unconsciousness
"Hipsters and bankers, priests and surgeons, welder, waiter and square, all Americans have their Kleptoplutacratic keepers to thank for their somnambulism."
by choggie February 12, 2013
Get the Kleptoplutocracymug. The novel activity executed on an escalator, whereby subject lies rigid with mid to lower back touching both handrails moving in opposing directions, and spinning slowly around in place.
"That escalopter ride had that old lady tripping over herself when she saw it. Mall security took our pictures on closed-circuit tv's. I stole this Prada coin purse."
by Choggie August 2, 2008
Get the Escaloptermug. 1. Any substance, organism, or artificially produced form, sharing simultaneously the properties of both liquids and solids.
“Hey, that sliquidy stuff you got there may just turn into the next competing patent; Jakes announced his published peremptory of the “ slolid” last week at that conference... what you’ve got there’s’ a lolid.”
by choggie May 24, 2011
Get the lolidmug. Any event or situation wrought from a combination of misanthropic activity, greed, and suicidal tendencies.
Anyone with at least one-quarter brain function and an unclogged auditory canal can see the snafubar that would result from those two ever having children; Calling Major Clusterfukishima!
by choggie July 11, 2011
Get the Clusterfukishimamug.