Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."

His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

Cat Typing

When a cat is typing, what more is there to it?

That cat is cat typing!

by ChloeV124 April 19, 2018

Waygerofosombre

A former way to say "I don't know, sorry" which was most often used in poems from the 17th century. It was last deprecated in the year 1842.

Jesse, where did you buy those shoes?
Not sure, waygerofosombre.

by ChloeV124 April 13, 2018

slapjack

Slapping one's own ass while jacking off to their own lower body.

The man slapjacked himself.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

BIG MEATY CLAWS

A quote in Spongebob from season 2 episode 14.

Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWS!

by ChloeV124 December 01, 2016

Scroob

A Scottish term for penis used in the golden age of piracy.

Put that damn scroob back in your pants!

by ChloeV124 April 19, 2018

Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 01, 2016