Chingo Bolamongo's definitions

hlb

Shorthand for a half-pound of pot.
(SEE: discussion of lb.)

"I can't afford a full pound this time. Do you want to go in with me on an HLB?

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

sex

For 20 bucks a crusty ho will give you a quick BJ in the car.
A showgirl beautiful prostitute can cost upwards of thousands.

But the satisfaction of SEX in a a stable, secure
relationship and a long life will cost you everything.
IT'S WORTH IT.

"SEX ain't all it's cracked up to be (on its own)."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Are you gay?

Something to say to at least clear the air when questions arise as to the overly eager nature of helpfulness by someone of the same sex.

SKIPPER: "Here, little buddy, lemme help you with that."
GILLIGAN: "SKIPPER, ARE YOU GAY?"

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Santa Claus

Codeword for the guy we depend on to deliver the good bud.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.

KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

executive decision

The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.

"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

sum 40z

An adequate supply of 40 ounce bottles of malt liquor or beer with which to enjoy the evening.

"Why'ont ya go in with me on an ounce and SUM 40z and we'll go out cruisin' to see what kind of booty we can capture in this pirate ship. You already got gas?

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

discreet

this street; the road I travel.

"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006