madwhack

Depending on context this can mean either something, or someone who is:

1) Way far out there; extremely fucked up; an idiot OR,
2) beyond greatness; supercool; the bomb; very sexy.

EXAMPLE 1
"Here comes that dumbass, Dice'n Tyson. Man, he is MADWHACK off the track!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Yo, dawg, check it out. This station's playin' some MADWHACK remix beats tonight.

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

executive decision

The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.

"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

hlb

Shorthand for a half-pound of pot.
(SEE: discussion of lb.)

"I can't afford a full pound this time. Do you want to go in with me on an HLB?

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

sex

For 20 bucks a crusty ho will give you a quick BJ in the car.
A showgirl beautiful prostitute can cost upwards of thousands.

But the satisfaction of SEX in a a stable, secure
relationship and a long life will cost you everything.
IT'S WORTH IT.

"SEX ain't all it's cracked up to be (on its own)."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Are you gay?

Something to say to at least clear the air when questions arise as to the overly eager nature of helpfulness by someone of the same sex.

SKIPPER: "Here, little buddy, lemme help you with that."
GILLIGAN: "SKIPPER, ARE YOU GAY?"

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

discreet

this street; the road I travel.

"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

sex

Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.

SEX usually costs money.

"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006