sex

For 20 bucks a crusty ho will give you a quick BJ in the car.
A showgirl beautiful prostitute can cost upwards of thousands.

But the satisfaction of SEX in a a stable, secure
relationship and a long life will cost you everything.
IT'S WORTH IT.

"SEX ain't all it's cracked up to be (on its own)."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 11, 2006

sex

Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.

SEX usually costs money.

"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)

by Chingo Bolamongo October 11, 2006

madwhack

Depending on context this can mean either something, or someone who is:

1) Way far out there; extremely fucked up; an idiot OR,
2) beyond greatness; supercool; the bomb; very sexy.

EXAMPLE 1
"Here comes that dumbass, Dice'n Tyson. Man, he is MADWHACK off the track!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Yo, dawg, check it out. This station's playin' some MADWHACK remix beats tonight.

by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006

go in with me

An offer from one to another -- usually to a tight bud
or homey -- to COMBINE FINANCIAL RESOURCES to buy
a larger quantity of blah blah so as to reap the benefit
of volume pricing; saving much money or re-uppin' bigger.

LEO: "I been broke as a joke, man, after rent and all.
And, gas a-leanin' on me!
STAN: "I feeyabro. Why'on't you GO IN WITH ME on a QP
and sum 40z and we'll forget this shit for tonight.
LEO: "Thrizzle in a coupla hoes ...
and I'm dizzle widat, maNizzle."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 12, 2006

QP

Shorthand for a quarter-pound of marijuana.
A bulk purchase quantity for a heavy smoker or
a smoker/supplier of close friends; but not a dope dealer.

(SEE: discussion of lb)

"My last QP lasted me two months."
"My last QP lasted us two weeks."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 12, 2006

hlb

Shorthand for a half-pound of pot.
(SEE: discussion of lb.)

"I can't afford a full pound this time. Do you want to go in with me on an HLB?

by Chingo Bolamongo October 12, 2006

Are you gay?

Something to say to at least clear the air when questions arise as to the overly eager nature of helpfulness by someone of the same sex.

SKIPPER: "Here, little buddy, lemme help you with that."
GILLIGAN: "SKIPPER, ARE YOU GAY?"

by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006