Chingo Bolamongo's definitions

sex

Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.

SEX usually costs money.

"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

sex

For 20 bucks a crusty ho will give you a quick BJ in the car.
A showgirl beautiful prostitute can cost upwards of thousands.

But the satisfaction of SEX in a a stable, secure
relationship and a long life will cost you everything.
IT'S WORTH IT.

"SEX ain't all it's cracked up to be (on its own)."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

hlb

Shorthand for a half-pound of pot.
(SEE: discussion of lb.)

"I can't afford a full pound this time. Do you want to go in with me on an HLB?

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

go in with me

An offer from one to another -- usually to a tight bud
or homey -- to COMBINE FINANCIAL RESOURCES to buy
a larger quantity of blah blah so as to reap the benefit
of volume pricing; saving much money or re-uppin' bigger.

LEO: "I been broke as a joke, man, after rent and all.
And, gas a-leanin' on me!
STAN: "I feeyabro. Why'on't you GO IN WITH ME on a QP
and sum 40z and we'll forget this shit for tonight.
LEO: "Thrizzle in a coupla hoes ...
and I'm dizzle widat, maNizzle."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

sum 40z

An adequate supply of 40 ounce bottles of malt liquor or beer with which to enjoy the evening.

"Why'ont ya go in with me on an ounce and SUM 40z and we'll go out cruisin' to see what kind of booty we can capture in this pirate ship. You already got gas?

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Got gas?

Knocking "Got Milk?" off its throne, ...
This is now a more common sarcastic or rhetorical question in the age of high oil prices.

The Gas Comparator Widget for Macs is very popular as consumers shop for lower fuel prices in their area.

TEEN1: "Hey, let's go cruisin' and maybe stop at Sonic Drive-In."
TEENS 2,3&4: "GOT GAS?!"
TEEN1: "Yashure, just filled up with dad's card."
TEENS 2,3&4: "Cool. Coz we barely got enough for fries."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

whirled peas

SEE: SWIRLED PEAS
A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...
as I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... WHIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whispered:) I see dead people."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006