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Definitions by Chingaleta

Abbreviation of "Obama Phone," the free wireless phones provided for low-income Americans by the FTC's Lifeline program.

Because the phones are provided free to low-income persons, the benefit is assumed to come from President Obama.
Only a fool would work to get a new iPhone when an oPhone is free.
oPhone by chingaleta September 27, 2012

White Man Winter 

The opposite of Indian Summer. Winter that is supposed to give way to Spring, but like a broken treaty promise, just stays on.
The Haudenosaunee wanted to plant corn, beans, and squash, but White Man Winter kept the ground frozen until mid-June.
White Man Winter by chingaleta October 7, 2011
Acronym for the name of the street gang "Valley Niggers on Top."
The U.S. Attorney announced the indictment of members of the VNOT gang, but omitted what "VNOT" stood for.
VNOT by chingaleta July 31, 2011

Repuggery 

The act of a Republican figuratively sodomizing something.

Combination of the words "Republican" and "Buggery."
After the budget talks, poor Americans felt like the victims of Repuggery.
Repuggery by chingaleta July 19, 2011
Long-term girlfriend. In White Trash culture, fiancée no longer means "the woman I will marry on a specific date" but instead is simply a level of relationship status above that of "girlfriend."

A couple in a fiance-fiancée relationship may live together for 20 years, have children together, but they will never actually marry.
A tornado wrecked Jim Bob's trailer park and killed his fiancée of 18 years. She is survived by their six children and three grandchildren.
fiancée by chingaleta July 18, 2011

Wikid Leak 

Ordinarily I would preserve the secrecy of urination, but I must take a Wikid Leak.
Wikid Leak by chingaleta December 11, 2010

Viewer's Cut 

The opposite of the "Director's Cut" of a film.

Typically this is created by the use of the DVD player's Fast Forward button and Subtitles to blow past the boring parts of a film that some artsy director thought he could force the audience to watch. This duplicates the job that used to be done by a film editor.
That DVD had a run time of 180 minutes but we watched the Viewer's Cut in only 90.

The director thought he was going to make us watch some guy walk down the street for three minutes, but Matt hit the subtitles and fast forwarded into Viewer's Cut mode.
Viewer's Cut by chingaleta November 14, 2010