Chimp-Arm's definitions

Hemmy

The loving name for the sentient bulbous growth (hemorrhoid) in one’s ass whom was conceived through passionate butt sex and pooping too hard.

We had a long drawn out custody battle over who would get to keep Hemmy.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Hilling

Guys be jacking it, girls be jilling it, and the trans be hilling it. The act of masturbating your mutilated transgenitals.

Jack turned to Jill and went to hill, and he hasn’t stopped hilling since.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Brakes

Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.

I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Loaf

A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.

Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024