Chimp-Arm's definitions

Dirty Piggy

When you’re hitting it from behind, and slip your fist into her ass unexpectedly , causing you’re arm to be muddy with shit, and her to oink aggressively.

I was making love with my old lady last night, and gave her the dirty piggy. It took my an hour to get my arm completely clean before it crust maxed.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Feltchasaurus-Rex

A gay man who runs around with a straw forcibly felching unsuspecting civilians, and then disappearing into the night leaving no trace of his actions but the humiliation of his victims.

Did you hear about my buddy Jack, he got attacked by the Feltchasaurus-Rex and will never be the same, but between me and you I think he might have liked it.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Blit

A blit is a boy clit. A man with a micropenis has a blit.

My friend Adam has a tiny cock, some might even call it a blit.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Hemmy

The loving name for the sentient bulbous growth (hemorrhoid) in one’s ass whom was conceived through passionate butt sex and pooping too hard.

We had a long drawn out custody battle over who would get to keep Hemmy.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Horse Pork

No one really knows what it means…

That chicks got some Horse Pork on her.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Nignoggles

Night vision goggles that allow you to see basketball Americans in the dark.

If you’re going through Compton at night don’t forget your nignoggles.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Loaf

A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.

Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024