Definitions by Chimp-Arm

Brakes 

Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.

I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.

Brakes by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Feltchasaurus-Rex

A gay man who runs around with a straw forcibly felching unsuspecting civilians, and then disappearing into the night leaving no trace of his actions but the humiliation of his victims.

Did you hear about my buddy Jack, he got attacked by the Feltchasaurus-Rex and will never be the same, but between me and you I think he might have liked it.

Feltchasaurus-Rex by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Having a Stroke 

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

Having a Stroke by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Nignoggles 

Night vision goggles that allow you to see basketball Americans in the dark.

If you’re going through Compton at night don’t forget your nignoggles.

Nignoggles by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Jitters 

A whore who sleeps with every jit she meets has to regularly check for grown men still lingering around inside her pussy.

After that whore let the whole football team run a train on her, she was caught in the bathroom checking for jitters.

Checking for Jitters by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

Checking for Critters by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Shitters 

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

Checking for Shitters by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024