Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Hilling

Guys be jacking it, girls be jilling it, and the trans be hilling it. The act of masturbating your mutilated transgenitals.

Jack turned to Jill and went to hill, and he hasn’t stopped hilling since.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 03, 2024

Kiaper

Cum diaper

Yo! I just saw some huge milkers and filled my Kiaper!

by Chimp-Arm October 11, 2024

Dirty Piggy

When you’re hitting it from behind, and slip your fist into her ass unexpectedly , causing you’re arm to be muddy with shit, and her to oink aggressively.

I was making love with my old lady last night, and gave her the dirty piggy. It took my an hour to get my arm completely clean before it crust maxed.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Feltchasaurus-Rex

A gay man who runs around with a straw forcibly felching unsuspecting civilians, and then disappearing into the night leaving no trace of his actions but the humiliation of his victims.

Did you hear about my buddy Jack, he got attacked by the Feltchasaurus-Rex and will never be the same, but between me and you I think he might have liked it.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024