Definitions by Chief Father

wiph 

1. When you discover the woman you married really is not the woman you married, she becomes your wiph.
2. When your wife craps out on you, she becomes your wiph.

Caught my wiph sleeping with my best friend.

wiph by Chief Father April 29, 2019

oppositeville 

An actual village in the fourth dimension where the opposite is true.

I really love my job. If I lived in Oppositeville.

oppositeville by Chief Father August 4, 2016

famdemic 

Everyone in your family is sick with the same shitty germs.

We've got a famdemic in our house this week, no one is going anywhere for a while.

famdemic by Chief Father March 3, 2015

... 

blank stare used in texting or email, typically to portray a feeling of disbelief, frustration, or impatience

Wife: "I'm super horny tonight, bummer for you I'm out of town. "

Husband: ...

... by Chief Father January 8, 2015

menstake 

a mistake only men would make

It was a total menstake to put Ben Roethlisberger back into a playoff game with a concussion because he immediately threw a game and season ending interception.

menstake by Chief Father January 6, 2015