Chief Father's definitions

menstake

a mistake only men would make

It was a total menstake to put Ben Roethlisberger back into a playoff game with a concussion because he immediately threw a game and season ending interception.

by Chief Father January 6, 2015

wiph

1. When you discover the woman you married really is not the woman you married, she becomes your wiph.
2. When your wife craps out on you, she becomes your wiph.

Caught my wiph sleeping with my best friend.

by Chief Father April 29, 2019

famdemic

Everyone in your family is sick with the same shitty germs.

We've got a famdemic in our house this week, no one is going anywhere for a while.

by Chief Father March 3, 2015

...

blank stare used in texting or email, typically to portray a feeling of disbelief, frustration, or impatience

Wife: "I'm super horny tonight, bummer for you I'm out of town. "

Husband: ...

by Chief Father January 8, 2015

oppositeville

An actual village in the fourth dimension where the opposite is true.

I really love my job. If I lived in Oppositeville.

by Chief Father August 4, 2016