Chickenman's definitions

cumshootin

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.

Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

oneyedsnake

slang for the male penis

Tonight mary is gonna be staring at the old oneyedsnake.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

poopshooter

Someone who likes anal sex above vaginal sex.

Joe ain't much on intercourse but he is one hell of a poopshooter

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

latenightgargle

What you do to try to clear a furball out of your throat

Shit I had to do the old latenihtgargle after eating my wife last night.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

fruitstand

a place where homosexuals gather to meat each other

Boy oh boy there is a huge fruitstand in the French Quarter in New Orleans loaded with homo's

by chickenman June 12, 2003

ziplock

when you penis gets caught in your fly zipper

Having a baby is painless compared to ziplock.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

shitonmystik

What happens after anal intercourse

Damn it girl your dirty ass got shitonmystik

by Chickenman June 12, 2003