16 definitions by Chestnut + Hazel

English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.

I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019

Dillion

A dick sized number which usually causes women to climax upon hearing it.

I have a dillie dough dillion dollars darling, you down to do it?

by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Doubloons

1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real.

2. A two dollar bill

3. A pair of tits.

Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.

I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Cumillion

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.

2. A million dollars covered in cum

3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass

I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Pink Maggit

The clitoris, which is pink and maggot shaped.

I'll suck your little Pink Maggit
Enough

To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,

by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

AMM

1. All My Money
2. Always My Maybe
3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon)
4. Alice Melissa Madrone

AMM, who I though of as Always My Maybe took All My Money before 6 o'clock in the fucking morning.

by Chestnut + Hazel July 11, 2020