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CDO

Stands for:

1. Coochie Doing Overtime: describes the situation a hooker or prostitute has when she booked too many johns for the same time / pussy slot, resulting in a gang bang or double penetration at minimum. Often happens on Friday & Saturday nights.

2. Collateralized Debt Obligation: a security made of mortgages that pays the CDO owner based on mortgage payments.
Yo gurl, I be CDO baby, you finna take summa these bruthas cuz I be haten when my coochie dewin overtime.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
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DC

1. Dumb Cunt
2. District of Columbia
3. Direct Current
I have know idea why this hot ass DC from Washington DC is such a fucking distraction to me, just looking at her electrifies me like I've been shocked with a jolt of DC.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 13, 2019
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Pink Maggit

The clitoris, which is pink and maggot shaped.
I'll suck your little Pink Maggit
Enough

To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
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Pink Martini

1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.
I would like to give you a pink martini.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
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Back-burner Bitch

1. A bitch who keeps all the pots and pan on the back fucking burner, rather than in the fucking pots and pans cabinet.
2. A command while two people are in the kitchen cooking together, typically pronounced: Back-burner, Bitch!
3. Another word for a secondary-bitch, or back-up bitch, or side-bitch, this can be a chick-bitch or a man-bitch.
4. A bitch who burns your back at a tanning salon.
Sweetie, love of my life, put the fucking spaghetti sauce on the back-burner, bitch, or I will fucking make you my back-burner bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
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English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019
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Head Change

1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.

69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.
I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
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