Definitions by Chestnut + Hazel

DC 

1. Dumb Cunt
2. District of Columbia
3. Direct Current

I have know idea why this hot ass DC from Washington DC is such a fucking distraction to me, just looking at her electrifies me like I've been shocked with a jolt of DC.

DC by Chestnut + Hazel April 13, 2019

CDO 

Stands for:

1. Coochie Doing Overtime: describes the situation a hooker or prostitute has when she booked too many johns for the same time / pussy slot, resulting in a gang bang or double penetration at minimum. Often happens on Friday & Saturday nights.

2. Collateralized Debt Obligation: a security made of mortgages that pays the CDO owner based on mortgage payments.

Yo gurl, I be CDO baby, you finna take summa these bruthas cuz I be haten when my coochie dewin overtime.

CDO by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.

I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.

Velvet Slipper by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.

I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.

Cyber Stalking by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Drive Home Alone 

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

Drive Home Alone by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Dillion 

A dick sized number which usually causes women to climax upon hearing it.

I have a dillie dough dillion dollars darling, you down to do it?

Dillion by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Doubloons 

1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real.

2. A two dollar bill

3. A pair of tits.

Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.

Doubloons by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019