CDO

Stands for:

1. Coochie Doing Overtime: describes the situation a hooker or prostitute has when she booked too many johns for the same time / pussy slot, resulting in a gang bang or double penetration at minimum. Often happens on Friday & Saturday nights.

2. Collateralized Debt Obligation: a security made of mortgages that pays the CDO owner based on mortgage payments.

Yo gurl, I be CDO baby, you finna take summa these bruthas cuz I be haten when my coochie dewin overtime.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Head Change

1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.

69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.

I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

Dillion

A dick sized number which usually causes women to climax upon hearing it.

I have a dillie dough dillion dollars darling, you down to do it?

by Chestnut + Hazel April 09, 2019

DC

1. Dumb Cunt
2. District of Columbia
3. Direct Current

I have know idea why this hot ass DC from Washington DC is such a fucking distraction to me, just looking at her electrifies me like I've been shocked with a jolt of DC.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 13, 2019

Cumillion

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.

2. A million dollars covered in cum

3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass

I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 09, 2019

Beluga Balls

Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.

The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.

I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 09, 2019