Chestnut + Hazel's definitions

Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.

I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.

I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Dillion

A dick sized number which usually causes women to climax upon hearing it.

I have a dillie dough dillion dollars darling, you down to do it?

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Doubloons

1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real.

2. A two dollar bill

3. A pair of tits.

Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Cumillion

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.

2. A million dollars covered in cum

3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass

I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Thai Poon

Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.

Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019