Chestnut + Hazel's definitions

Doubloons

1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real.

2. A two dollar bill

3. A pair of tits.

Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.

I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

DC

1. Dumb Cunt
2. District of Columbia
3. Direct Current

I have know idea why this hot ass DC from Washington DC is such a fucking distraction to me, just looking at her electrifies me like I've been shocked with a jolt of DC.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 13, 2019

Dillion

A dick sized number which usually causes women to climax upon hearing it.

I have a dillie dough dillion dollars darling, you down to do it?

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Cyber Stalking

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.

I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Beluga Balls

Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.

The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

Head Change

1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.

69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.

I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019