Definitions by Chestnut + Hazel

AMM 

1. All My Money
2. Always My Maybe
3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon)
4. Alice Melissa Madrone

AMM, who I though of as Always My Maybe took All My Money before 6 o'clock in the fucking morning.

AMM by Chestnut + Hazel July 10, 2020

Head Change

1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.

69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.

I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.

Head Change by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

Beluga Balls 

Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.

The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.

Beluga Balls by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.

I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.

English Breakfast by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019

Pink Maggit

The clitoris, which is pink and maggot shaped.

I'll suck your little Pink Maggit
Enough

To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,

Pink Maggit by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

Pink Martini

1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.

I would like to give you a pink martini.

Pink Martini by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

Back-burner Bitch

1. A bitch who keeps all the pots and pan on the back fucking burner, rather than in the fucking pots and pans cabinet.
2. A command while two people are in the kitchen cooking together, typically pronounced: Back-burner, Bitch!
3. Another word for a secondary-bitch, or back-up bitch, or side-bitch, this can be a chick-bitch or a man-bitch.
4. A bitch who burns your back at a tanning salon.

Sweetie, love of my life, put the fucking spaghetti sauce on the back-burner, bitch, or I will fucking make you my back-burner bitch.

Back-burner Bitch by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019