Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 09, 2019
Get the Thai Poonmug. Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
Get the Beluga Ballsmug. I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 09, 2019
Get the Cyber Stalkingmug. 1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.
2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019
Get the English Breakfastmug. 1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.
2. A million dollars covered in cum
3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass
2. A million dollars covered in cum
3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass
I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 09, 2019
Get the Cumillionmug. 1. All My Money
2. Always My Maybe
3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon)
4. Alice Melissa Madrone
2. Always My Maybe
3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon)
4. Alice Melissa Madrone
by Chestnut + Hazel July 10, 2020
Get the AMMmug. I'll suck your little Pink Maggit
Enough
To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,
Enough
To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
Get the Pink Maggitmug.