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Definitions by Chester

George Bush 

A texan president; VERY PROUD OF HIS TEXANANITY: He is screwing america, why did you have to vote for this douche? Our future generations will have no money, and he is to say, a retard
we must find out weather or not Saddam Houssein actually has weapons of mass destruction! We will be sending a wave of UN troops to check out all or the Iraqi Hide out/ Palaces
George Bush by Chester April 5, 2005
A chick or lady friend that is on her period.
Nah, i didnt bang her, she was on the blob. AIIIIII
Blob by Chester March 7, 2005
Baily and/or Ridgly (Sisters of Smapdey). Also see the The B&R
Boy, smap's sister's are deffenately silfs. Especialy those tits and edible training bra!
SILF by Chester January 11, 2005

pasadena mudslide 

This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)
Unfortunately this wasn't possible on Ridgly but Baily did well.
pasadena mudslide by Chester January 11, 2005

peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)
Need I say more about this def?

resusate 

When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.
resusate by Chester January 11, 2005
Otherwise known as "the snuff", Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe your bloody member across her face. Take a couple Polaroids, show them to your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film superstar.
snuff by Chester January 11, 2005