Chester's definitions

tossed

A nice mix of drunk and high, where you frequently feel compelled to flap your limbs around languidly. And lots of jumping, yeah, jumping.

That kid is tossed. I think he's gonna fall off the roof.

by chester January 29, 2004

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004

ginourmous

expansive, vast, large beyond belief.

Holy shit!! THAT is Steve's girlfriend?? She's so fuckin ginourmous even the dudes at IHOP would be like 'daaayyyyymmmm!'

by Chester October 1, 2003

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)

Need I say more about this def?

by Chester January 11, 2005

drop!

A warning in a skatepark or snowpark that you are going to hit the jump. Similar to "fore!" in golf.

the kid yelled "drop!" just after if started going for the jump, and he cut me off and hit the jump just before me but fell, so I landed on him and slit his thoat with my tail.

by Chester September 17, 2003