Chester's definitions

tossed

A nice mix of drunk and high, where you frequently feel compelled to flap your limbs around languidly. And lots of jumping, yeah, jumping.

That kid is tossed. I think he's gonna fall off the roof.

by chester January 29, 2004

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004

gooze

moist flatulence

Hey, did you gooze?

by chester January 14, 2004

corcoise

the carcass of a porpoise.
a porpoise carcass.

after drinking 8 shots of absinthe and a bunch of ketamine, i somehow woke up on the coast of nicaragua laying in a corcoise.

by chester January 14, 2004

croch slot

a gurl/or a gay guy.Termonology is used as a reference to either one that likes it up the bum.

"gamil is a croch slot"

by chester December 3, 2003

crap snapper

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.

"damn that guy is a crap snapper"

by chester November 29, 2003

cock beaver

a chick that is not experianced in dick sucking and scrapes with her teeth.

"man that chick sux,she used her teeth shes such a cock beaver"

by chester November 29, 2003