Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chest

Couce

A very short, stupid and irritating person who doesn’t stop talking.

‘Leylah is such a couce, she doesn’t shut up’

Couce by Chest March 8, 2025

Lame ass movie. I want my fiver back, Diesel.

Did you see xXx?
No I fell into a coma after 5 minutes of that complete pile of cat faeces.

xxx by Chest November 17, 2003

To engage in intercourse, to have sex, to fuck like stoned test bunnies.

Oh sexy Atomic kitten ladies, I would love to ramshank with you!

ramshank by Chest August 3, 2003

Something totally awesome, or feeling very good about yourself.

1: Hey dude how was that bitch you ramshanked with last night? She was Shatpank!
2: How you doing G? I'm shatpank thanks.

Shatpank by Chest August 3, 2003

1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt

I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!

yoghurt truck by Chest August 3, 2003

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.